$Love $Darkness $Indifference & #MixedEmotions

$access every server known to mankind *server access keys* $place key in ignition $turn key to on position $metaphorically place server in drive $map out every possible internet highway & validate rankings from the most travelled to the least travelled.  $park "vehicle" and count traffic (include indexed & non-indexed, including "The Deep Web" & The Dark Web").  ~*$Solve*~: Correct & Perform with proper syntax!!!